Fithapman is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome horse.

Fithapman created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fithapman, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fithapman, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fithapman's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fithapman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Fithapman in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not take Fithapman's name in vain.

5. Never write about asteroids.