Vonhuncuss is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty
frog.
Vonhuncuss created a strange quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vonhuncuss, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vonhuncuss, he will destroy your home planet.
Vonhuncuss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Vonhuncuss' Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not hurt ducks.
3. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the south.
4. You must love Vonhuncuss.
5. Never wear trousers.