Vonhuncuss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty frog.

Vonhuncuss created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonhuncuss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonhuncuss, he will destroy your home planet.

Vonhuncuss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vonhuncuss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the south.

4. You must love Vonhuncuss.

5. Never wear trousers.