Wabvedwit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, smart troll.

Wabvedwit created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabvedwit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wabvedwit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wabvedwit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wabvedwit's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help geese.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. You must love Wabvedwit.