Pitdadgat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain dog.

Pitdadgat created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdadgat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pitdadgat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pitdadgat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pitdadgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.