Watbetdidbumnelarf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful frog.

Watbetdidbumnelarf created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbetdidbumnelarf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watbetdidbumnelarf, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Watbetdidbumnelarf's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Watbetdidbumnelarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Watbetdidbumnelarf.

4. Put Watbetdidbumnelarf first in all things.

5. Never pour water over plants.