Popsaknab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured elephant.

Popsaknab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Popsaknab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popsaknab, she will laugh at you.

Popsaknab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Popsaknab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cucumbers to whales while wearing brown ear rings.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.