Govjapflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, emotional tortoise.

Govjapflag created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govjapflag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Govjapflag, he will turn you into a rat.

Govjapflag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Govjapflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to mites while wearing black shoes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must pray to Govjapflag four times a day.