Cissxuccarmig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, vain wyrm.

Cissxuccarmig created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissxuccarmig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cissxuccarmig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cissxuccarmig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cissxuccarmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat pineapples.