Stikfarntail is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered fish.

Stikfarntail created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikfarntail, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stikfarntail, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stikfarntail's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Stikfarntail's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always help sick geese.