Bissmisyam is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, slow ferret.

Bissmisyam created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissmisyam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bissmisyam, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bissmisyam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bissmisyam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing purple trousers and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.