Dissjenbodvad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident scorpion.

Dissjenbodvad created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissjenbodvad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dissjenbodvad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dissjenbodvad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dissjenbodvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near goats while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed cherries to whales while wearing kilts.