Binnarlat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable bird.

Binnarlat created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binnarlat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Binnarlat, it will turn you into a rat.

Binnarlat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Binnarlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binnarlat.

3. Worship no other gods but Binnarlat.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Run away from orange shrews, for they are unholy.