Babfenzen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring beaver.

Babfenzen created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babfenzen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Babfenzen, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Babfenzen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Babfenzen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never talk about fire.