Hunhubnut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited centipede.

Hunhubnut created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhubnut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hunhubnut, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hunhubnut's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hunhubnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing three titanium spheres on your chest.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.