Rigortbit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody faun.

Rigortbit created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigortbit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rigortbit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rigortbit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rigortbit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near porpoises while wearing turquoise stockings.