Lidveenrul is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, strong wasp.

Lidveenrul created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidveenrul, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lidveenrul, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lidveenrul's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lidveenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Lidveenrul in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Never go into violet rooms.