Fitsadmon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak crow.

Fitsadmon created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fitsadmon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fitsadmon, she will turn you into a tree.

Fitsadmon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fitsadmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not take Fitsadmon's name in vain.

5. Never talk about otters.