Giggumart is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous centipede.

Giggumart created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Giggumart, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Giggumart, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Giggumart's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Giggumart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Giggumart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.