Gidmutwik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless wren.

Gidmutwik created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidmutwik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gidmutwik, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gidmutwik's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gidmutwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect your elders.