Binpibrot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome slug.

Binpibrot created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Binpibrot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Binpibrot, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Binpibrot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Binpibrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. You must love Binpibrot.