Von is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent crocodile.

Von created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Von, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Von, he will remove you from existence.

Von's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Von's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Fast once a month.