Afflatlitfen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast lion.

Afflatlitfen created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afflatlitfen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afflatlitfen, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Afflatlitfen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Afflatlitfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never sit in holy places.