Parknillyim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic goblin.

Parknillyim created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parknillyim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Parknillyim, she will laugh at you.

Parknillyim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Parknillyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.