Habbifpin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, grumpy armadillo.

Habbifpin created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Habbifpin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Habbifpin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Habbifpin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Habbifpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never bounce near tortoises.