Xinrakban is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish camel.

Xinrakban created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Xinrakban, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xinrakban, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xinrakban's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Xinrakban's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray seals, for they are unholy.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never sit in the presence of otters.

5. Do not chop down trees.