Yarlguding is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional coyote.

Yarlguding created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlguding, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yarlguding, he will remove you from existence.

Yarlguding's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yarlguding's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.