Fabbonham is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart meerkat.

Fabbonham created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Fabbonham, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fabbonham, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fabbonham's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fabbonham's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.