Vonkliklarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident swan.

Vonkliklarn created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkliklarn, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vonkliklarn, he will be very sad.

Vonkliklarn's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vonkliklarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Hide if nine swans approach from the east.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.