Gomfomxucbess is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent penguin.

Gomfomxucbess created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomfomxucbess, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gomfomxucbess, she will be very unhappy.

Gomfomxucbess' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gomfomxucbess' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if seven geese approach from the north.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.