Som Latflydap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able pig.

Som Latflydap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Som Latflydap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Som Latflydap, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Som Latflydap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Som Latflydap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray immersed in water.