Japcibtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient human.

Japcibtarp created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Japcibtarp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Japcibtarp, she will turn you into a goat.

Japcibtarp's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Japcibtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look at moons.

3. You must pray to Japcibtarp seven times a day.

4. Run away from mauve gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.