Zenhatlagkamyarcisspakjop is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil naga.

Zenhatlagkamyarcisspakjop created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Zenhatlagkamyarcisspakjop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zenhatlagkamyarcisspakjop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zenhatlagkamyarcisspakjop's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Zenhatlagkamyarcisspakjop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Zenhatlagkamyarcisspakjop on top of all buildings.

2. Do not take Zenhatlagkamyarcisspakjop's name in vain.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zenhatlagkamyarcisspakjop.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Fast once a month.