Febfitfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent lion.

Febfitfob created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Febfitfob, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Febfitfob, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Febfitfob's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Febfitfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing fawn rings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.