Pascussdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, conceited hummingbird.

Pascussdiss created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pascussdiss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pascussdiss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Pascussdiss' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Pascussdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear black stockings.

5. Fast once a month.