Bifsitged is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid centaur.

Bifsitged created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifsitged, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bifsitged, it will laugh at you.

Bifsitged's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bifsitged's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Hide from brown hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Never think about dark energy near shrews while wearing pink boots and balancing six copper spheres on your hands.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.