Wikcedrapnellgepdadlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, generous dugong.

Wikcedrapnellgepdadlarn created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Wikcedrapnellgepdadlarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikcedrapnellgepdadlarn, she will destroy your home solar system.

Wikcedrapnellgepdadlarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wikcedrapnellgepdadlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not take Wikcedrapnellgepdadlarn's name in vain.