Centantar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced octopus.

Centantar created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Centantar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Centantar, he will have a low opinion of you.

Centantar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Centantar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.