Teencamhab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain finch.

Teencamhab created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Teencamhab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Teencamhab, she will destroy your home planet.

Teencamhab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Teencamhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to sheep while wearing magenta trousers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never look in ponds.