Pontailjin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm bat.

Pontailjin created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pontailjin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pontailjin, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pontailjin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pontailjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from pink snails, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to foxes while wearing yellow boots.

5. Do not jump in public.