Rilhunzan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, smart grasshopper.

Rilhunzan created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilhunzan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rilhunzan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Rilhunzan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rilhunzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not keep five aardvarks in a large pit.