Panbuggof is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing jackal.

Panbuggof created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panbuggof, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Panbuggof, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Panbuggof's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Panbuggof's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect four copper sculptures of Panbuggof on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about dark matter near doves while wearing magenta shirts.