Limbonkgess Mittadkar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, competent crocodile.

Limbonkgess Mittadkar created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Limbonkgess Mittadkar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Limbonkgess Mittadkar, it will have a low opinion of you.

Limbonkgess Mittadkar's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Limbonkgess Mittadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.