Mitmiflab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, slow skunk.

Mitmiflab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitmiflab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitmiflab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Mitmiflab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mitmiflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Retreat if three moths approach from the east.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Fast once a month.