Bastnullmadged is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, blissful sheep.

Bastnullmadged created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Bastnullmadged, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bastnullmadged, he will curse you with boils.

Bastnullmadged's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bastnullmadged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bastnullmadged on top of all buildings.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.