Fedwadjin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited dove.

Fedwadjin created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedwadjin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fedwadjin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fedwadjin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fedwadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not stand on grass.