Sandlaggud is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish bee.

Sandlaggud created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Sandlaggud, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sandlaggud, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sandlaggud's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sandlaggud's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sandlaggud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat beans.