Arfwegarn Sidrappashimcudmetranlid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, calm pigeon.

Arfwegarn Sidrappashimcudmetranlid created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfwegarn Sidrappashimcudmetranlid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arfwegarn Sidrappashimcudmetranlid, he will send you a sign.

Arfwegarn Sidrappashimcudmetranlid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Arfwegarn Sidrappashimcudmetranlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Put Arfwegarn Sidrappashimcudmetranlid first in all things.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never wear yellow corsets.