Pibdobfly is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever beaver.

Pibdobfly created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibdobfly, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pibdobfly, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pibdobfly's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pibdobfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibdobfly.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not make images of living things.