Nabtennan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient bird.

Nabtennan created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabtennan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nabtennan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nabtennan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nabtennan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Hide if six pigs approach from the north.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Always look after injured doves.