Butlegstiksaspadtagvilmip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical octopus.

Butlegstiksaspadtagvilmip created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butlegstiksaspadtagvilmip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Butlegstiksaspadtagvilmip, she will laugh at you.

Butlegstiksaspadtagvilmip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Butlegstiksaspadtagvilmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Butlegstiksaspadtagvilmip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.